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13 clever sexts to send the witty hookup buddy in your life

I think you sent me your "Twilight" FanFiction by mistake. If you're hit with an unpromoted sexthere are 50 witty ways to reply. Wow, now I know exactly what I don't I love it when you text naughgy to me. Oops, sorry!

2. when in doubt, make it weird

I think you have the wrong. Can't respond, getting a manicure! Nobody wants to receive a line form 50 Shades Of Grey while they're screen-sharing at work or taking a selfie with their aunt at brunch. All that water. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent. I didn't realize you were such a poet. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires.

1. offer them a sexy trade

If I knew these were the texts you were going to send me, I would have asked for naughtt a while ago. By Griffin Wynne Aug.

I've found the funnier people are, the more likely it is that humor is what turns them on, too. So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to get down and digital with them.

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Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate. When I gave you myI didn't think you were going to sext me. An expert reveals witty responses to sexts, when you weren't expecting a saucy message. Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling.

Has this ever worked for you? This line is busy. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to​. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a nakghty cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. When You're Not Into It 1. SEARCH.

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Actually, don't. I've always dreamed of this moment, you sexting me in the middle of the day.

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I don't have great WiFi, but I'm feeling our connection. Yeah, unleash the beast. I love it when you text dirty to me. The person you are trying to reach is not available at this time, please ask for consent first, and then try again.

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Not Sure What To Say? Mmmhmmm, It's like a faucet. I guess a sexy message is almost as good as a sext massage.

You really should ask before you sext me, I just had my screen shared on a Zoom meeting. When it comes to pickup lines, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" is only the tip of the iceberg.

Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate. I'm talking about a kraken.

Oh wait, no, I had that backwards. I guess I can add this conversation to that list. If you're this good with your words, I can't wait to see what you can do with your hands.

Here are 13 ideas to get your naughty lady brains started. I didn't realize your favorite positon was digital. If you wanted to send nudes, I wouldn't be opposed. Wow, wow, wow, nauughty me dinner first.

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